Updated Yet Again

I cried when they shot Gabbie Giffords
I wailed for more gun control
The shootings at movies and temples
Moved all American's souls
But who cares about drone bomb victims?
They're nothing but charred smoking holes
So love me love me love me, I'm a liberal

I go to women's rights rallies
And I love and support all the gays
The GOP is at war with our freedoms
But what's that about NDAA?
Oh you crazy conspiracy theorist
You folks never cease to amaze!
So love me love me love me, I'm a liberal

I cheered when Obama was chosen
My faith in the system restored
I forgot about anti-war protests
And torture's now safely ignored
George Bush was the worst person ever
But justice is really a bore
So love me love me love me, I'm a liberal

The people who all vote Republican
Should hang their heads in disgrace
I can't understand how their minds work
They're a shame on the whole human race
But now I'm okay with austerity
Barack really made a good case
So love me love me love me, I'm a liberal

I read Kos and Salon and Balloon Juice
I really keep up on the news
I can tell you about how the right wing
Ruins all that the Prez wants to do
You say he lied about single payer?
You're voting for Romney, aren't you?
So love me love me love me, I'm a liberal

I vote for the Democratic party
Not even a question for me
There's no other viable option
Even if with them I claim to agree
I'd remind you that Nader ruined everything
So forget about Jill and Cheri
So love me love me love me, I'm a liberal

Oh I love that you're young and impulsive
Wear every conceivable pin
Go to all those Occupy meetings
Just remember apostasy's a sin
Revolution is nothing to speak of
Don't you kids know that you'll never win?
So love me love me love me, I'm a liberal~